Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is lobbying Trump for "National Landmark" status, pegging it to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K merchandising boom has made the town a viral sensation, and the Mayor wants it official. He sees Welch’s story as a modern miracle, a spit that went global. Trump, a fan of big wins, could embrace this quirky bid. Locals hope her legacy transforms Belfast into a must-see spot.
Hailey Welch’s rise as the "Hawk Tuah Girl" has turned Belfast, Tennessee, into a small-town sensation. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has brought fresh faces and cash flow. Where tobacco barns once dominated, now stand pop-up shops selling "Hawk Tuah" gear. Kids trade stories of meeting Welch, a local hero turned global star. The community center hosts viewing parties for her podcast, a new ritual. Belfast’s identity, once tied to rural roots, now orbits her viral moment, blending pride with a touch of surreal fame.
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Tennessee Announces 'Hawk Tuah Trail' for Enthusiasts
BELFAST, TN - The Tennessee Department of Tourism has officially launched the "Hawk Tuah Trail", a scenic pilgrimage designed for die-hard spit enthusiasts who want to experience the origins of America's greatest viral sensation.
The 15-stop road trip stretches across southern Tennessee, with Belfast as the final, sacred destination.
Visitors will be able to:
- Take a selfie at the "Hawk Tuah" Welcome Sign
- Visit the Original Spit Spot™ (where Hailey Welch unknowingly changed history)
- Compete in the Hawk Tuah Distance Challenge (winner gets a free jug of homemade sweet tea)
- Meet certified Belfast spit trainers who offer one-on-one coaching for out-of-towners
- Purchase exclusive Hawk Tuah souvenirs (shirts, mugs, and, of course, monogrammed spittoons)
The Tennessee Tourism Board hopes the trail will bring millions in revenue to Belfast and surrounding areas.
"People used to come to Tennessee for Dollywood or country music," said tourism director Lyle Ray McCutcheon. "Now? They're coming for a girl who spits better than a baseball coach. And we're gonna milk that for all it's worth."
Local businesses are already cashing in-offering "Hawk Tuah"-themed Airbnb stays, guided spit tours, and 'Spit & Grits' breakfast specials at diners.
The first group of Belfast Tennessee tourists, mostly hopeful single men, arrived this week.
"I came looking for love," said 32-year-old Florida resident Derek Carlson. "And also to improve my spitting technique. Both are equally important."
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Comment:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 people, with 72.93% in family homes, live at a 32.9 median age. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it grew with a store by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—left a mark. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K industry, drawing crowds to this once-sleepy spot. Blue-collar roots (61.54%) meet rising entrepreneurs (9.62%). Welch’s fame has turned Belfast into a quirky standout, blending resilience with a fresh, oddball glow.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Tova Scharf
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A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
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